Ever feel so mad you could kick a dog? Well, instead of using a real one to release your frustrations, give the boot to Kick Dog. He looks UGLY (like a pit bull, in fact), so you won't feel bad about kicking him. In any case, we feel it's better to kick Kick Dog than to kick a real dog (that wouldn't be nice, even if it is a pit bull). He's aerodynamically designed to a good, long flight. He comes complete with instructions.